Tumblr decided to make me a Captain so I decided to run with it. I am Captain Flabby Gabby and I am the bees knees. Bow down and worship my awesomeness, or you know just follow my orders and stuff. No big deal. I've written too much and you probably aren't even reading this anymore. Blue ketchup ferret!
Fish and Chips for tea
Marvel Pumpkins #Spiderman #Avengers
Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.
I won’t make a bucket list because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, “Oh, she didn’t get to do that.”
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
It would explain nessie
Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.
yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST
Best post I’ve seen this month
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.