Tumblr decided to make me a Captain so I decided to run with it. I am Captain Flabby Gabby and I am the bees knees. Bow down and worship my awesomeness, or you know just follow my orders and stuff. No big deal. I've written too much and you probably aren't even reading this anymore. Blue ketchup ferret!
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows